Yo.

It’s me, reporting from school. Real live school. Can you believe it?!  Some people in the world have past school, (OH MY GOSH. I said past. Not passed. Don’t worry, I know my grammar. Or spelling. Or whatevs.) [bathroom] 

I have nothing to do. I just have to go to the bathroom. Some people call it pee. Some people call it tinkle. Some people call it wee wee and so on. Heeeeeee heeee!!!! Hey! No fair! This paragraph shouldn’t be yellow! It talks about something gross! Just to be fair, there will be another yellow paragraph. Don’t blame me. Just being fair to the world. [bathroom]

Yellow is so cool. I can’t believe it. I am being generous and giving a nice shout out to the world about how Jessica gave me the best pencil ever. It was, and don’t worry, it still is, yellow with polka dots. Now, don’t get me wrong polka dots are definitely my fave color. If it was a color. And! HEY! I should type what I just remembered before I forget. By the way it should be blue because the special news is blue.[bathroom]

And it’s this color blue. WHOOPSIE. I just skipped green! Too bad. Yellow took it’s place. But I do like Link, and Ollie, and grass, and stuff like that, and also Daddy, So I will write the next paragraph in green. But for now, it’s blue because the awesome thing I am writing about it blue!!I am going to forget so let me just type it. You have probably learned it on facebook, but if you haven’t, well [it]here goes! {it} You know how some books do that? Weird. But here I go before something stops me!!! O.K. I learned how to ride a bike!! The first pedal I zoomed off and I made air bounce off my dad! Well I am so glad and my dad and I are going to train to ride in the state park. Sad news: we can’t even ride in our neighborhood. Which is, if I do say so myself, pretty BUMPY. I LOVE MY BIKE SO STINKIN’ MUCH!!!![bathroom]

Onto greenish stuff…

Broccoli, asparagus, peas, cucumbers, grass, link’s hat..What? I said I would talk about greenish stuff. Well, I guess you can only see it if you can see really tiny things.  I still have to go to the bathroom, here! I am going to go onto purple now, and if you haven’t noticed, the colors disobeyed the rainbow…and sorry. ALSO if you haven’t noticed, one thing in my tag cloud is GOD, and I can be a big god person,  but I am not usually. Back to my TC (tag cloud, duh.) GOD is there, and just because I say ‘who made the rainbow? God, I guess’ things like that. Not like praying and stuff. Onto purps. One of my best friend’s best friend.[bathroom]

Did I miss something that I was going to talk about in the green paragraph? Maybe so. But I don’t really have the time to write TOO much. Because I REALLY have to go to the bathroom. (by the way, Catherine is right next to me and she wants me to type something here) here is what she wants me to say: Hi. Okay well there is a word at the end of each paragraph but not this one. Well, bye.

Love, 

Lyric

Hello people who sometimes believe me when I lie.

Well some of you do. But I don’t think april fool’s tricks even work anymore. Well at least MINE don’t. It’s not fair! I am mad. Plus, I don’t think tricks on my blog work either…Well actually you know who did….Zigfeet. Oh, my old friend the Ziggers. Ziggy-pie. Zigg-o the o of all ziggs. That was a good trick. And most of you had said you will get me back. But you haven’t…yet. Ya know, it is April Fool’s day.

Oh, but anyway. I love pillows. And not just any pillows. I know I said pillows but I meant soft, sinking, amazing, squishy, heaven pillows. Of course I’ve never had one, and they are $175 or something, but they are still so cool. Hi, so you know—-actually I should move this to the next paragraph because this has nothing to do with $175 pillows.

Hi, so you know how when you are climbing and climbing and you feel like there’s no tomorrow, you are just climbing your butt off, and you just keep climbing because you feel like king, or in my case, queen of the world. Then–you look down. You need someone to help you. But why am I talking about that?? I don’t know. Check out paragraph #5 if you don’t count the greeting, but you do count this paragraph. And don’t be like SOME people who skip through pages just to see the pictures, read this next paragraph, give it a chance.

Okay, why? Why can’t people just come out here. And I know that sentence should’ve had a question mark. But I don’t care. I meant to not put a question mark and I am okay with that. Okay, so again, why can’t people just come out here. It’s just money away, and money are just some shredded trees. I need some home back in me. And I say I miss Delaware, or Maryland, or Pennsylvania, or Philadelphia, or whatever–(I have no idea where I come from I just say Delaware because, well, yeah.) I say I miss Delaware, but really just think about it. I miss the people in Delaware. Well sure I miss the places, the foods, the animals, the snow. But if it weren’t for the people there, I probably would’ve never been to Delaware in my whole life, and not be typing this paragraph this very second. Just think about that.

Think about that, like how you think about what happened to me today. I was walking along and I saw this really cool lizard. It was yellow, and green, and had a blue face and tail. But, like all lizards, it was SO fast. I tried to catch it as we both went along the path. I was so close as it went down to the rocks. I was determined to catch that little rainbow in lizard form that I, like the lizard, climbed down the rocks. I was almost down there when it jumped and I jerked and I scratched my leg REALLY hard. It hurt so much that I slid down the rocks on my other leg and hurt my foot really bad also.

But I’m fine. I guess I am okay. It hurts, and my mom put that stingy stuff on it. And ok. I think, as much as my 8 year old self would hate this, I think that it was good for me to come out to California. Yes, good for me. I came to California, and was new, and was scared, wimpy, and not tough at all. I couldn’t make choices, and I couldn’t say no. And then I was bullied, and it made me stronger. I hated every second of it, but I am stronger. I am not wimpy. I can say no. I am not scared. I say my mind. I am not afraid of saying what I think, unless it’s mean. And now I have many friends in two states. And some day I hope they will meet.

Ummm. Oh. Okay, I remember. I have some things that I feel bad about, but I just kind of don’t want to do them, but when I do, I enjoy myself. Like playing with Serendipity, or playing Animal Crossing-(that’s only sometimes, and so is Serend) But also blogging. Yes, this. And some other things, too. But anyway, I think these are a good amount of words, and I am done. Also, I am saying to you that this was kind of a serious blog, and it was not meant to be funny. But it you think it is, I wonder why. Anyway, thanks.

Love,
Lyric♥

Tip to you, while reading this blog. Look with careful eyes, and one of these paragraphs is a lie.

Hi.

 
So I really want Merry and Microwaved Peeps, Lilly, Pap, Mam, and Hello Kitty, also Serendipity, Arwen, and Strider in my tag cloud. Anyone else?? Email me, comment, chat me, or anything else. Merr\ry and microwaved peeps are now in my tag cloud!!! Oh, and Domo! Grammy, Pop, I want a lot of people bigger. I will say those names. Lindsay, Jessica, Collin, Mommy, Daddy, Ollie is big, but you know. Um..Love, California, Jeans, Sun, and more. Tell me. Also Happy, snow, Zuri, Senya, Family, Friends.

Tell me if you want your name or something else in it.

Just comment.

I am going to do this post a couple times to make the things in my tag cloud.

Here I go!!

P.S. You will read this many times, and at first this was just one paragraph.

I made it lines.

It makes the post bigger.

So let the multiple readings begin!!

Now let me color this, font it, copy it, and then write Love Lyric in pink with a heart next to it.

Love, 

Lyric ♥

Hi.

 
So I really want Merry and Microwaved Peeps, Lilly, Pap, Mam, and Hello Kitty, also Serendipity, Arwen, and Strider in my tag cloud. Anyone else?? Email me, comment, chat me, or anything else. Merr\ry and microwaved peeps are now in my tag cloud!!! Oh, and Domo! Grammy, Pop, I want a lot of people bigger. I will say those names. Lindsay, Jessica, Collin, Mommy, Daddy, Ollie is big, but you know. Um..Love, California, Jeans, Sun, and more. Tell me.

Tell me if you want your name or something else in it.

Just comment.

I am going to do this post a couple times to make the things in my tag cloud.

Here I go!!

P.S. You will read this many times, and at first this was just one paragraph.

I made it lines.

It makes the post bigger.

So let the multiple readings begin!!

Now let me color this, font it, copy it, and then write Love Lyric in pink with a heart next to it.

Love, 

Lyric ♥

Hi.

 
So I really want Merry and Microwaved Peeps in my tag cloud.

Tell me if you want your name or something else in it.

Just comment.

I am going to do this post a couple times to make the things in my tag cloud.

Here I go!!

P.S. You will read this many times, and at first this was just one paragraph.

I made it lines.

It makes the post bigger.

So let the multiple readings begin!!

Now let me color this, font it, copy it, and then write Love Lyric in pink with a heart next to it.

Love, 

Lyric ♥

Hi.

 
So I really want Merry and Microwaved Peeps in my tag cloud.

Tell me if you want your name or something else in it.

Just comment.

I am going to do this post a couple times to make the things in my tag cloud.

Here I go!!

P.S. You will read this many times, and at first this was just one paragraph.

I made it lines.

It makes the post bigger.

So let the multiple readings begin!!

Now let me color this, font it, copy it, and then write Love Lyric in pink with a heart next to it.

Love, 

Lyric ♥

Hi.

 
So I really want Merry and Microwaved Peeps in my tag cloud.

Tell me if you want your name or something else in it.

Just comment.

I am going to do this post a couple times to make the things in my tag cloud.

Here I go!!

P.S. You will read this many times, and at first this was just one paragraph.

I made it lines.

It makes the post bigger.

So let the multiple readings begin!!

Now let me color this, font it, copy it, and then write Love Lyric in pink with a heart next to it.

Love, 

Lyric ♥

Hi there, nice people who know me and love me and read my blog and that is really important to me and you don’t care, well I hope you don’t care that I am not doing what school taught me and saying and instead of commas and…and….and…Yeah.

I hope you were listening to that. Well, why is this an orange paragraph, because this is supposed to be a good paragraph, and I want to talk about something good that happened in my life. Okay then, movin’ on. Yellow deserves what I am about to talk about, because of all the good things that he or she’s done to me. Movin’ on.

So, this is now our good paragraph about something good. So raise your hand if you know what I have right now, and adore, and treasure, and love to eat them. I can’t see you, so I’ll tell you. Peeps. Peeps are amazing, and when I came home, I saw Pap and he told me that he saw a big rabbit and it dropped something off for me and Ollie, and I went in, and there were yellow and green peeps. This wasn’t just one puny box. Three box in one. And mine were yellow. I love it. I am eating it right now. And it reminds me of Collin because we used to blow up peeps in the microwave. 

So, it’s the green paragraph. Green paragraphs are where I remember people and tell LOL what they’ve done. Well today the lucky winner is Merry. It’s her birthday, and I love her too much. She is so nice to me, and I love her and she is one of my best friends. I LOVE YOU MERRY!! You are amazing. You are always a great friend. From, Booka.

Blue paragraph. Yay. I forgot what I am going to say. You won’t notice this, but I am waiting for a minute or so……………………………………………………………………………Maybe you did notice it, but I remember now. You know my dad’s blog? Well he said 2009 was the worst year of his life, and everyone is saying that. WHY? 2009 was not TOO bad. I had a really nice teacher and she was, and still is, a great friend. She wasn’t like a teacher. And we still have a great relationship, I have lunch with her now and then. 2009 definitely  wasn’t the worst year of my life. 2007 or 2008 was. So I moved to California, had to say goodbye, was bullied, sad, terrifyed, I absolutely HATED it. It was so bad that I have flashbacks, and I want to cry. I had to leave my best friends and I don’t want to go through that again. No way.

Purple paragraph. I have to stop after this because I have to study. I snuck this, and now I am going to finish this. Now that I read over this, it isn’t that funny. Sorry bout’ that. Well bye and love you and Mam and Pap are here is this is a fun time. Wish you were here, Bye.

Not as good as seeing me in person, but still pretty good.

( hey, and it’s hard coloring the letters one by one, so appreciate my slogan, it took me like 10 or something minutes!)

Love, 

Lyric ♥

Cool, so I heard you want a post,

So here it is.

Hiya, People!!

Let’s start this over…. Nevermind, it’s okay, but I just don’t want to write right now. I might later, so keep your eye out. 

Okay, see ya later!! This was just a warning.

Bye.

Oh, and have you noticed how when you look at this the tab says “Live of Lyric dot com?” Well, yeah. That’s awkward. My dad did that, for some weird him reason. It’s just how he is. A funny man. And speaking of funny men, let’s think of Collin. It’s his birthday!! 

Lucky for you, starting now, it might be a long post.

Okay, about Collin. I love him so much, and I don’t know what else to say. He is one of my favorite people, and he is awesome. Happy birthday, Collin!! I love you!! I can’t wait to see you!!

So, about the Life of Lyric Dot Com.

I know, it’s weird, so I got my admin (daddy) to change it. 

Haha. I called him an admin.

You know what a good movie is?

Pete’s Dragon.

I am watching right now.

And do you know….I just forgot.

Oh! I got it.

Let me have another chance.

And do you know….I’m sorry I forgot again….

Do you know what I was going to say??

Oh!! I won’t forget this time, promise. Because I won’t take a break to watch the movie.

Oh…I just…Did. 

But I didn’t forget.

Do you know why..

HA!! I tricked you because I put the …

So, 

Here we go again.

Do you know why I’m skipping lines?

It’s because I don’t want to take long,

so it looks long,

but it isn’t hahahaha!!

But I might still write later.

Because this was so short.

Love you.

Bye.

For the second time.

I promise to end this with Bye.

So that was bye for the third time.

Now forth.

Fifth is soon.

The fifth bye is the last bye.

I guessed I lied because there has been six. I won’t say it again.

Yes I will. But I won’t waste anymore.

Ready…

Set…

BYE!!!

(Sorry, I guessed I lied again, but I have a quiz for you. What colors were always big, and what colors were always small. What color did I end with and what did I start with???)

Dear you,

I am SO sorry that you have been waiting here for me and I haven’t even showed up. Whoops. My b.

So I just wrote a funny thing when me and my dad were hiking. Here it is.

So, I heard you have 3 prentrees, and here is my order.
For my main course I’ll have, um, maybe a brab. Are your brabs fresh or frozen? Cause I like frozen. Also, on the side of my brab, I’ll have some crudder. And please melt my crudder. I only like melted crudder.
For my prous or ladas I’ll have…ummm…let me see. For my prous I’ll have oeunch fronion, and for my ladas I’ll have, I know! I’ll have an easaer.
Yes, that’s good. Yum, I’m so excited!!
For my serdet, I’ll have a chiepe. Can you put brastrawerrys? I absolutely LOVE brastrawerrys. I’ll also have tunella on that. Thank you. Also, for my second serdet I’ll have a crurro. On my crurro I’ll have nucacoats and a livinup filling. That’s all. Thank you very much.

And how long will that take? WHAT, you say? 2 DAYS!?! How long does it take you to get a brab, some crudder, eunch fronion, easaer, a cheipe, some brastraerrys, tunella, a crurro, some nucacoats, and a livinup??

Haha, so yeah. We want to go to a restaurant and say that really seriously, and tape it. That would be hilarious.

Sorry these paragraphs are so short. But they were born that way. So respect shortness and tell all my paragraphs that they are good, nice, and sweet. Leave a comment for them, not me. THEM. You hurt their feelings and you know it. This paragraph was just born average.

So, I just realized. It was the second year anniversary of Life of Lyric.com!! I didn’t blog that day, either!! I am SO sorry about that, too. I should really just take the guilt off of my mind and you should say sorry for making me have guilt. So go ahead, say sorry. Now you have TWO things to say sorry about. And you didn’t even know it until you checked out my website.

So, I’m starting over the rainbow again, like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t be jealous because I got this cool new journal that I write in and—oh no. I just spoiled the whole thing. Sorry LOL, ( remember, I am not being lazy and saying LOL meaning “laugh out loud,” or “little old lady,” or ” lots of love.” LOL on Life of Lyric MEANS Life of Lyric. You know, LOL.) So where was I? Those words inside the (‘s are so distracting! What’s your favorite letter?!? Mine’s the squiggly! ~ ! No it’s not, the squiggly was typing that. Back to my story. What was my story again? You won’t realize any pauses of words, but I am going to look back into this paragraph and see what I was talking about. Maybe you will see a couple periods, though. Here we go….Oh, I wasn’t saying anything. But I will start on the next paragraph, so, like they say on tv, “don’t go anywhere!”

So, here’s my story. ( this is all true, I just put it in rhyming condition.)

There was once a girl at Disneyland. ( ME )

She was very….?

THAT IS TOO CONFUSING!!! I CAN”T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! So I will just write in normal form. What rhymes with Disneyland, anyway? Anyway, this is my story in normalized words.

I was once in Disneyland and so was Demi Lovato. I was with my friend and her brother touched her. The End.

Good, FINALLY a yellow paragraph!! I love yellow SO much. And typing in that orange paragraph made me tired. Ugh. But it is kinda cool to be in the same place with a famous person. I totally missed her!!! Too bad. So the other day was sports day at school, and I wore a DOMO shirt. Domo is the cutest little monster and I LOVE him. Domo (NHK) – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Click on this, it might work, but I don’t think it will.

So, back to sports day. People asked what team I was and I said I was team Domo. GO TEAM DOMO!!!

Love ya, all my fans.